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thirty-ought-six
whittle you into kindlin'
Artist | Digital Art
Germany
Current Residence: /dev/null
Operating System: Linux (Win XP for PS on a virtual machine)
MP3 player of choice: Amarok
Shell of choice: xterm
Wallpaper of choice: random-god.deviantart.com/art/…
Favourite cartoon character: Stewie Griffin
Personal Quote: "One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful."
Interests
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

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Grobs Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Hello!
I saw that you finally managed to download images from DeviantArt with wget authentication.
Could you please let me know your command line ?

Regards
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Bracey-Stock Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2010
Youve got some really amazing work in your gallery! Check out mine if you get the chance: [link]
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S3PTIC Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2010
Duude! Make some fuckin art!
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CorporalPhantom Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Miss your crazy German ass. That is all.

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OminousShadows Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2010
You have been tagged..... Sorry!

:bulletblack: [link] :bulletblack:
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Ballistyc Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
hey thanks a lot for favouriting my 'iinfected' fetus sculpture, my 'Large Life drawing 3', and my 'Ying Yang' fetus sculpture.
I apologize for my late reply. I haven't been too diligent in answering my messages.
You've got a nice gallery! Keep it up!
take care...drive safely
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u-fido-u Featured By Owner May 14, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the :llama: :hug: :la: :) Llamas are awesome :la: :D :la:
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InspiredInsanity Featured By Owner May 10, 2010
Thanks for the faves!
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thirty-ought-six Featured By Owner May 12, 2010   Digital Artist
No problem ;)
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Spiritofdarkness Featured By Owner May 8, 2010
:) thanks for the badge :iconlamaplz:
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